and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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