After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm at about main and main street
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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