yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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