when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I understand Curling. That high.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.