I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....