Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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