gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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