Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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