North Korea, Best Korea!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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