I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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