so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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