yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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