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• (256): View more from Alabama

  do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  And the results, officer?

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She's fucked.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.

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  19 People Confess The Craziest Sex Act They’ve Ever Participated In

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  It's okay, big boobs are better than running.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It was great. He never spoke.

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  That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.

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