sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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