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i think i just puked on my phone

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we live great lives

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(315): i think i just puked on my phone (1-315): we live great lives http://tfl.nu/f3zx

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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

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that didnt stop you

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nope

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(252): so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us (205): that didnt stop you (252): nope http://tfl.nu/4max

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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.

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(216): I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous. http://tfl.nu/a664

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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music

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(440): You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music http://tfl.nu/f2pv

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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.

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(908): I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter. http://tfl.nu/8xy5

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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.

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(312): I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish. http://tfl.nu/bqr4

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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.

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(914): The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients. http://tfl.nu/y7zq

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.

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(336): I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale. http://tfl.nu/9c1d

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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.

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(703): There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened. http://tfl.nu/llik

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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"

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(252): I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong" http://tfl.nu/l3k0

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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us

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(413): I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us http://tfl.nu/sfif

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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma

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(512): I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma http://tfl.nu/4ovd

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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.

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(501): Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us. http://tfl.nu/mzbi

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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.

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(813): This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny. http://tfl.nu/7jk5

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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.

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(805): Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB. http://tfl.nu/41ax

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