I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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