ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure