i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?