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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.

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• (951): View more from California

  I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.

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• (909): View more from California

  he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"

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• (518): View more from New York

  im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'

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• (716): View more from New York

  he smelled like listerine and beef tacos

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• (585): View more from New York

  You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.

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• (310): View more from California

  I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"

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