But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my shit smells like andre
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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