found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
