I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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