why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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