Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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