there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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