You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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