Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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