Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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