Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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