Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
