Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I want her autograph on my taint
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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