Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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