I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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