We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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