so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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