What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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