i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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