my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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