sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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