Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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