Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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