from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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