so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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