Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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