Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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