Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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