Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
is it fun? or sober?
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