batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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