Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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