after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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