K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I think I am morally bankrupt
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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