What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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