its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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