Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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