Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's never too late to be topless.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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