what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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