I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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