i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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