can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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