But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
