I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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