So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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