this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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