Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We were destined to go to rehab together
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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