Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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